Cause one night stands need a trip to Denny’s afterwards.
Alice in Wondercurves better be ready for some sleight of hand. Cause I got more than just aces up my sleeves.
Lychee cups may be outlawed in the US, but nothing ain’t stopping me from getting to these cups bitches.
I’m a rebel.
The person who invented Yoga pants deserves a god damn medal with several all-female schools named after HIM.
Her body is so fine, that when she writes with a marker it comes out as a ballpoint pen.
P.S. Bitches never return pens that they borrow.