Cause one night stands need a trip to Denny’s afterwards.

Cause one night stands need a trip to Denny’s afterwards.

Alice in Wondercurves better be ready for some sleight of hand. Cause I got more than just aces up my sleeves. 

Alice in Wondercurves better be ready for some sleight of hand. Cause I got more than just aces up my sleeves. 

The only time when keeping  ”sauce packets” in your glove compartment would be considered inhumane.

The only time when keeping  ”sauce packets” in your glove compartment would be considered inhumane.

Optional ladies. ;D

Optional ladies. ;D

Lychee cups may be outlawed in the US, but nothing ain’t stopping me from getting to these cups bitches.
I’m a rebel. 

Lychee cups may be outlawed in the US, but nothing ain’t stopping me from getting to these cups bitches.

I’m a rebel. 

Damnnn… check out that Saitek Keyboard and Antec Tower. Saucey!

The person who invented Yoga pants deserves a god damn medal with several all-female schools named after HIM. 

The person who invented Yoga pants deserves a god damn medal with several all-female schools named after HIM

Her body is so fine, that when she writes with a marker it comes out as a ballpoint pen.
P.S. Bitches never return pens that they borrow.

Her body is so fine, that when she writes with a marker it comes out as a ballpoint pen.

P.S. Bitches never return pens that they borrow.

I have no fucking clue what people use tumblr for, so I think I’m pretty close by starting it like this.
P.S. Every asian girl should strive to look like Chun-li, just sayin’.

I have no fucking clue what people use tumblr for, so I think I’m pretty close by starting it like this.

P.S. Every asian girl should strive to look like Chun-li, just sayin’.